It's appropriate that today we have a little lesson in "LOST" etiquette to save you from embarrassment and shame as you watch the Grand Finale of LOST tonight. One rule, very simple: Never. NEVER. NEVER make a sound. If you must cry, gasp, exclaim, shout indignantly, swear or scream, or ask incredulously, "what the h*** was that???" you must wait until the commercial break. Repeat: wait until the commercial break. I have learned this from experience and I humbly pass on my wisdom on to you. Your welcome.
